Thursday, April 17, 2014

Maria: God. Who am I allowed to punch in the face?

Jackie: Everybody. Sometimes I think that is the only thing you can do.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Honestly this Conversation is Better without Context

Maria: I don't think I could ever give up attempting taxidermy while drunk.

Jackie: No of course not. That'd be too hard.

Monday, January 20, 2014

Maria: We went shooting today! I haven't killed anyone yet!

Jackie: I think that should be your #1 goal.