Maria: I think the pants I'm wearing are bad luck, btw. Unlucky and lucky pieces of clothing are totally a thing.

Jackie: Yes. Yes they are. You need to give them away. Bad luck for one is good luck for another.

Maria: I like how emphatically you responded and you don't even know what pants I'm wearing!

Jackie: Well no matter how good they might look on you they are bad luck.

Maria: I'm a bit concerned you think I'm talking about my yoga pants. I WILL NEVER GIVE THEM UP.

Jackie: You are welcome to give those away at any time too. Or burn them. But as long as you never get floral print jeans it will be okay.

Maria: Haha, I saw a GORGEOUS pair of printed jeans on vacation! On a person. "I will give you ten dollars for your pants!" I really wanted to say. I resisted. But my heart cried.