Maria: Watching Pokemon with the little brother. In this episode, a Poochyena won't evolve. He needs to be whipped.

Jackie: Yes!

Maria: "But everyone knows that evolving makes a Pokemon stronger!" This kid is our spirit animal.

later.

Maria: HE FINALLY EVOLVED. No thanks to Ash's sabotage.

Jackie: Good for Poochyena, the little bitch. :P