Maria: First day of school! First day of school!

Jackie: Don't forget to brush with the anemone!

Maria: My vague hatred for your dog depriving me of time spent with you should definitively prove that I do in fact love you more than I love him.

Jackie: It's funny how many vacuums she (client) owns. As if buying them will incline her to clean.

Maria: Totally an animal hoarder.

Jackie: I should write a book.

Maria: "How to Tell if You're an Animal Hoarder"

Later.

Maria: I have already written out the dedication you're going to put to me in your animal hoarding book!

Jackie: "To Maria, who kept me from needing to write this book much sooner."

Maria: YES. That's exactly what I thought it should say.

Can someone Please Tell me what this Cloud is Shaped Like, I still Don't Understand

Maria: http://www.ladailypost.com/content/interesting-cloud-spotted-over-mcdonalds-0#overlay-context=content/hi-signs-saturdays-fair-and-rodeo-parade
I am very confused.

Jackie: So was I. After staring for a while I found that it looks like a camel and a very large turtle, profile, standing foot to foot.

Maria: Oh, okay, I can kind of see that. Still very peculiar. Do you think I should consider sending in pictures of all "vaguely odd-shaped" clouds to the daily post?

Jackie: You should send them in!

Maria: "I think this cloud looks like a blob. But a unique and interesting blob. I affirm you, blob-shaped cloud!"

JOURNALISM.

Maria: IMAGINE that One Direction hears us singing Vertigo's versions of songs and they like the songs so much that they sing covers of the songs using our lyrics!

Jackie: LIKE.

(We've just discovered "One Direction Imagines." We think they're hilarious and it's our new favorite thing to do, making ridiculous ones.)

(We do this thing where we write song lyrics as if Jackie's dog was singing them. This one is "Breakeven.")

Maria: "What is self supposed to do when the largest bone is given to you? What is self to say when Penny is so most stuffed and self's empty? The bone is in pieces, yes. The bone is in pieces...'Cause when a bone breaks it does not break even." TELL ME I CAN WIN A GRAMMY FOR THAT.

Jackie: YES.