Jackie: It's funny how many vacuums she (client) owns. As if buying them will incline her to clean.

Maria: Totally an animal hoarder.

Jackie: I should write a book.

Maria: "How to Tell if You're an Animal Hoarder"

Later.

Maria: I have already written out the dedication you're going to put to me in your animal hoarding book!

Jackie: "To Maria, who kept me from needing to write this book much sooner."

Maria: YES. That's exactly what I thought it should say.