(We do this thing where we write song lyrics as if Jackie's dog was singing them. This one is "Breakeven.")

Maria: "What is self supposed to do when the largest bone is given to you? What is self to say when Penny is so most stuffed and self's empty? The bone is in pieces, yes. The bone is in pieces...'Cause when a bone breaks it does not break even." TELL ME I CAN WIN A GRAMMY FOR THAT.

Jackie: YES.